In sharp contrast to my wailing and teeth-gnashing from only days ago, things are starting to percolate nicely.

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In sharp contrast to my wailing and teeth-gnashing from only days ago, things are starting to percolate nicely.

I can always tell we’re getting near a top when the Tim Abuse reaches a fever pitch and the taunting on my own website starts belching out.

On my tastytrade show today, I compared the current market to being like Michael Jordan shooting free throws in a basketball court while Jerome Powell had five huge fans aimed at the net.
You’ve got a man (Michael Jordan) with world-class skills (throwing a basketball), but he barely ever makes the basket because someone (Powell) is introducing a totally alien and unnatural outside force (the multiple powerful fans) into the system.
That’s just how trading feels now. If this was a true organic market, I would convert every asset I have into short positions. The setups are incredible. But that son-of-a-bitch Powell is there, a man who’s never had an honest job in his life, completely destroying free enterprise with his multi-trillion dollar interference. It’s grotesque, and in a different time, the man would be facing the gallows.
In spite of this, I continue to ramp up my short positions. I have 90 now. Almost every one is profitable and I’ve selected the top nine most profitable for this collection. It turns out most of these are bank-related, so maybe there’s something to be said for that. In any case, here are my top winners right now:
(more…)As a follow-up to my Spare a Quid, Guv’ner? post from yesterday, in which I wrote:
Looking quite closely, you can see how this plays out, even to the penny. I daresay for those who are crazy enough to defy the power of Amazon and its kin, this might be an opportune time to go long QID.

If there’s one small thing that could have been pointed to as a plausible, albeit small, success story over the past 3.5 year political nightmare, it was the U.S./China trade deal. There was nothing epic about it, to be sure. The bluster surrounding it dwarfed the reality of the soybean-buying, purchase-promising pages, but it was a small success nonetheless.
Well, that lilliputian victory has been zeroed out as well
