See, I told you Robinhood was a great pattern! Sadly, it’s too late for me to do anything about it. This thing is going to get nuked.

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See, I told you Robinhood was a great pattern! Sadly, it’s too late for me to do anything about it. This thing is going to get nuked.

Here are a dozen charts of live short positions which I am confident will be A-OK, even with the quadruple-digit rally on Friday. These patterns are large, powerful, and ready to take on the bulls!

What a change we’ve seen in the past couple of weeks. I’ve gone from hoping I can make it through the day to instead wishing I was even more short than I already was. Plus, I’ve changed from worrying what the hell I could possibly write about to having so many ideas that I can hardly sleep. It was a sudden shift.
Speaking of which, on the heels of its earnings, Alphabet went from spiking to puking.

Like the Psychopath-in-Chief said, I’m getting tired of winning………here are a dozen of my favorite short positions right now:

It feels like we haven’t had two back-to-back down days in the market for ages, but we might just get one today. Let’s first take a look at overall momentum.
The /ES, shown below, blasted off like a SpaceX rocket after Liberation Day (first arrow), then its ascent began to mellow (second arrow) and, most recently, seems to have mellowed into a virtual flatline. The failure of the most recent trendline is also an important tell that things are weakening in equity-land.
