Slope of Hope Blog Posts

Slope initially began as a blog, so this is where most of the website’s content resides. Here we have tens of thousands of posts dating back over a decade. These are listed in reverse chronological order. Click on any category icon below to see posts tagged with that particular subject, or click on a word in the category cloud on the right side of the screen for more specific choices.

Feels So Good

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Well, the nauseating, feckless milksops known as equity bulls are getting burned, and God knows no one deserves it more. What’s particularly galling is that the narcissistic Cathie Wood declared stocks in “deep value territory” this weekend, even though the S&P 500 was at the most overpriced level in human history on goddamned Thursday. So, yeah, Cathie, I think those neck cream vapors are beginning to affect your already spurious thinking.

I’m delighted to report that the SPY has broken its lower trendline. It’s over folks. Jerome Powell is doomed, as are his mewing, sycophantic followers.

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Tim Knight: TSLA Supah-Genius

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Give me a Twinkie (actually, gross; don’t). I made four bold predictions about Tesla. The first three came true. Moments ago, so did the 4th, since I made the insane prediction that TSLA would go to $910, and it opened there this morning.

There are eight billion people on the planet, and one of them made these predictions. So: hurray, me. I’m not going to dig up the predictions again. Find ’em yourself. As for my 5th prediction? There isn’t one. I’m out of TSLA insights for now, except that it’ll probably wheeze up to another lower high. As for what Elon is doing in the face of his company losing literally hundreds of billions of dollars in value: he’s busy on Twitter poking at Senator Warren and making more dick jokes.

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