Give me a Twinkie (actually, gross; don’t). I made four bold predictions about Tesla. The first three came true. Moments ago, so did the 4th, since I made the insane prediction that TSLA would go to $910, and it opened there this morning.
There are eight billion people on the planet, and one of them made these predictions. So: hurray, me. I’m not going to dig up the predictions again. Find ’em yourself. As for my 5th prediction? There isn’t one. I’m out of TSLA insights for now, except that it’ll probably wheeze up to another lower high. As for what Elon is doing in the face of his company losing literally hundreds of billions of dollars in value: he’s busy on Twitter poking at Senator Warren and making more dick jokes.
