My penile augmentation surgery was a tremendous success. You can now call me: Mr. Tripod
The adjunct, less important, toe procedure also went very smoothly. I am at this moment typing from my bed. Thanks, Piker, for being Mr. New Post guy. I truly appreciate it. I'm bemused by the fact I was able to post three times while under sedation. Where's my Blogger's Medal of Honor?
My portfolio was up a small five figures when I got out of surgery, so I was pleased to hear that. Less pleased was I that they had to insert a metal pin through my toe, which is going to be there for three weeks to keep everything in place.
Needless to say I have a lot of catching up to do. Thanks, Slopers, for putting up with this most peculiar day on the blog.
