I can't promise much in the way of beautiful expository writing today, at least until after the close, as I am hunkering down for battle with the World's Most Evil Man, Benjamin Shalom Bernanke (and his hideous lapdog, Janet Yellen).
At the moment, I'm pleased with my day – up 0.25% in the face of a totally flat market, and that's with way over 50% of my portfolio in cash! So my carefully-selected longs and shorts are doing their job.
If guest posts arrive during the battle, I'll try to get them posted, but no promises. The comment thread could get John Holmes-lengthy.
As Captain Miller said: "I'll see you on the beach!"