Blowhard Ben Bernanke Burnout….Evil Plan 999.0

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BRAZEN FOMC NASCAR BURNOUT

The above image depicts what our winning Federal Reserve team leader has in store for us next week.  After 300 thrilling laps of Ben’s QE injected need for speed, Dick Trickle Bernanke is about to enter the winner’s circle to celebrate his victory with one final trick up his sleeve.

The last thing our fearless Fed driver needs is to lose control of his finely tuned race car due to a perilous hot tar blister bubble on the ominous yield curve section of the race track. Thus, in order to prevent the inevitable fiery crash straight into the bonded brick wall, he will preempt the looming crack up boom by skillfully pumping his brakes and yielding ahead of the dangerous high speed turn.  Astutely reminding all NASCAR market participants that he’s still very much large and in charge of his souped-up stock car.

Once in the FOMC winner’s circle, Bad Ass NASCAR Ben will unzip his tapered JPM sponsored jumpsuit, pop out of the super-fiat-charged Federal Reserve Chevrolet and announce a stunning 25 basis point rate hike, all the while boldly reasserting that QE will continue unabated and may even be increased down the stretch.

In one fell swoop, craftily cooling the over heated asset turbo charger while still frenetically funneling liquid ether to the fuel injectors.  The well funded # 11 car’s banking industry backers will undoubtedly be most pleased with the cagey slick maneuver.  Higher rates to charge their customers and more cash to front run the coming races of the Winston cup SPX 2,000 series sponsored by the NYSE.

The notorious NASCAR nut case will simultaneously press on both the brake & gas pedals with all his might, engulfing his winning money car in a rich billowing burnout cloud of smoke and mirrors.  After the tire shredding fog clears, the uncanny uncertainty left behind will perpetuate his masterful illusion of command and control.  Once again keeping the dumbed down NASCAR-NASDAQ market fans all fat and happy, frantically cheering and relishing their hot dog Fed stock car driving ace.

ONE LAST CHECKERED FLAG BEFORE THE HORRID CRASH COMING THIS FALL.     

GENTLEMAN START YOUR ENGINES!!!       

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