The New Three Certainties

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One of my favorite cartoons of all time is this simple beauty from Roz Chast:

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It seems clear that the world has three new certainties, which I believe are as follows:

  1. Apple (AAPL) will hit a new lifetime high each trading day;
  2. The Japanese Yen (FXY) will be at a new low each trading day;
  3. Any market weakness will be reversed by a few off-the-cuff words from a Fed member.