I haven’t slept this poorly since last October, when that pinhead Kuroda (however it’s spelled; I’m not going to even bother checking) launched Japanese QE, measured in trillions, to prop up their doomed economy a little while longer.
After nearly seven miserable years of waiting, the bear market is roaring back with a vengeance. My 55 shorts are ready to sprint out of the gate, whereas my five longs are staring at me like pathetic, unloved whelps. How I wish I could beam back to Friday morning and tell the Tim from back then to cover nothing and buy nothing.
The bears could really use a stick-save from Yellen right about now. Do that jaw-boning you do so well, you ancient little troll! We need your fresh-baked-oatmeal-cookie magic!
