Men in Tights

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After a Fed-fueled rally last night, equities – – and the Russell, as shown below – – had a nice little selloff during the morning. The /RTY fell all the way to its breakout and as of this moment, annoyingly, is fighting back.

rytea

Although I was ready to puke on my screen during the buying at the open, I doubled down on my IWM July $140 puts. In the background, the poor saps who bought into the Moderna marketing have had their testes fried.

mrnadown

And, naturally, since things are finally getting even a little interesting, the poor sons of bitches who chose Robinhood as their broker are having trouble.

rhdown

Although if you check Robinhood’s official “status” page, they’re reporting things are just peaches ‘n’ cream.

rhok

Death to Jerome Powell. Long live Slope.