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It is a sign of the ludicrous, absurd, risible times we live in that TSLA $3500 calls even exist in the first place. Let’s just say that the need for these is swiftly vanishing. Here’s what Tesla itself is doing, now that their not-at-all-surprising report came out.


The results today are simple as can be: Option Sellers=Huge Winners. Options Buyers=Suckers Deluxe. Doesn’t matter, bull or bear.