In this completely corrupt, captured, catatonic catastrophe known as the U.S. stock market, we finally made a new lifetime high on the S&P 500. You can witness the thrills and dynamism leading us to the momentous and utterly organic occasion. What a joke.

Hard as it may be to believe – – – and if you don’t believe, shame on thee – – – every one of my 60 short positions is in the green. It certainly helped that the market was bifurcated today. The six charts below represent the top 10% of my profit column. This is indicative, I believe, of the independent ursine nature of these beasts.





