Marvelous Alerts

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SlopeAlerts was an absolute delight on my cell phone this morning.

And so………

Virtually speaking (and, to a lesser degree, really speaking) things are rocking for me:

Sure, we could bounce hard, but I’m not selling at thing. These suckers have months left on them, and I’m wanting blood gushing through the streets, not just a dick prick. But yeah, that’s probably all those bastards are going to give us for now. So now I wait.