Friday Morning’s Banks

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The earnings season for Q4 2021 begins in earnest tomorrow morning, and as is customary, the banks lead it off. I guess the banks go first since it’s so simple to calculate profits when all they have to do is ask for free money from the government. Here are the “big four” that declare their criminal, ill-gotten gains before the opening bell:

slopechart JPM
slopechart WFC
slopechart C
slopechart BLK

Oh, and in case you want to piss on your screen……… no extra charge, I give you this:

Here’s hoping that whatever happens with JP Morgan tomorrow wipes that annoying, permanent smirk off of Jamie Dimon’s punchable face.