Well, it’s Central Banker Morning, as Christine Lagarde (who, in spite of her years, doesn’t look at day over 170) and Jerome Powell are rocking the world with their Centrally-Planned Economy schemes. I’m relieved to note that it’s blowing up in their faces, as Heavenly Father intended.
So, once again, they’ve achieved a Lower High. Well, done, men.
As for myself, the terror of these two sociopaths had me nervous, so I came into the day with over 22% cash. I’ve taken profits on ONE-THIRD of my insane SPY September 16th call position (+25% profit) and am nervously keeping the balance of it. I am at a full 26% cash now and am keeping my eyes open.
Let’s just say I’m glad these two ne’er-do-wells are out of the way. They’ve never worked an honest day in their lives. Whereas I work 365 honest days a year, and 366 every four years.
God save the Slope.
