Well, my friends, may God have mercy on my soul, but I have gone “all in” on what I’m hoping is something we will call “The Tesla Top” in retrospect (if not, we’ll have to come up with something clever like “The Final Reaming of Tim“, but we’ll see). In any case, trust that I’m focused on making your SlopeTalk experience as amazing as possible. Lots of tickets to conquer, Slopers!

