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All week long, I’ve put my little hands on my little hips and have pointed out the critical nature of the resistance trendlines across the semiconductor sector. I’m relieved and pleased to see this paying off with my put positions. Good Lord.
We all remember the Hawk Tuah girl, yes? She’s the middling-attractive young lady who apparently knows her way around saliva. Well, in this depraved age we live in, she has hopped onto the crypto insanity and launched her own, umm, coin.
HawkTuah is a meme coin that went viral following a humorous street interview video, offering zero taxes, burnt liquidity, and a renounced contract for secure and community-driven growth. The project features a comprehensive roadmap with phases focusing on marketing, community engagement, and strategic partnerships to ensure widespread adoption and popularity.
So, yeah. Anyhoo, this ridiculous piece of trash was worth HALF A BILLION DOLLARS and has crashed about 90% within minutes, which is wrecking the masturbatory fantasies of every Gen Z male out there.
It isn’t done yet, but I can’t help but tell you about a new service that we’ve been working on that you can use right now: the Options Tables Page. I’m in a generous mood, so this page is free to EVERYONE, although there are going to be hyperlinks built into these tables soon which will link directly to specific options features for our beloved Platinum members. In any case, there’s plenty more to come, but this is a good first start. Email me any requests!
Bitcoin, as surely you must know by now, blasted above $100,000 yesterday evening. It had tried late last month to cross the magical Big Round Number (red oval) but failed to do so rather spectacularly. This time, is strapped on its rocket boosters and ripped thousands of dollars higher within minutes.
