Moving Mountains

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Wait a second. Just wait a second. Do you mean to tell me that Iron Mountain isn’t a METAPHOR? That they actually just dig holes into mountains and shove stuff down there? On my gard!

In recent weeks, I was toying with taking a bearish stance on this, but it seems to have gotten away from me, now that Elon has shed light on the dumb-ass way our government is storing documents.

But there are two saving graces. First, the stock is a total bar-goon.

And secondly, they know what’s really important in a corporation.