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Back in Bonds

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Last Wednesday, before Powell spoke, I dumped my IEF long position for a minuscule profit. I’m glad I did, because the price sank in the days that followed. I have re-entered the position, pushing the entirety of one of my portfolios into IEF. This is just a place to wait for PALL to work its way down to a good price, at which time I’m convert all my IEF into PALL instead. As it is now, I just want a boring place for my cash to hang out while (hopefully) precious metals pound their way to an attractive price point.

Toot Toot! Oink Oink.

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I’ve long held that shorting stocks is the most fun you can have with your clothes on. This pleasure is only accentuated when I am short stocks to which I have a fundamental moral objection.

An excellent case in point is Royal (!) Caribbean (RCL) and Carnival Cruise Lines (CCL), the “section 8 of the seas.” These organizations market brief chunks of time when lumbering, porcine guests waddle their gigantic ‘mericuhn asses onto giant floating hotels and gorge themselves on fat and alcohol while briefly distracting themselves from their tortured lives. The charts are as lovely as the passengers unsettling:

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