I’ve got a zoo full of pet peeves. Way at the top of the list are (a) narcissism and (b) shallowness. That’s what of the reason people like Lauren Sanchez make me sick. But there’s one guy I’ve written about before, Bryan Johnson, who takes the cake in this area. He made his fortune in tech, and he’s made his longevity and health an obsession. There’s absolutely NOTHING wrong with that, except for the fat that he is constantly saturating the world with me/me/me/me/me updates, as if I give a shit about this creepy, shaved body of his.





