I’ve got a zoo full of pet peeves. Way at the top of the list are (a) narcissism and (b) shallowness. That’s what of the reason people like Lauren Sanchez make me sick. But there’s one guy I’ve written about before, Bryan Johnson, who takes the cake in this area. He made his fortune in tech, and he’s made his longevity and health an obsession. There’s absolutely NOTHING wrong with that, except for the fat that he is constantly saturating the world with me/me/me/me/me updates, as if I give a shit about this creepy, shaved body of his.
This guy doesn’t live in my mind rent-free. In point of fact, I hadn’t given him a second thought for a very long while, until this tweet showed up in my feed. It’s LONG, but if you feel like losing your breakfast, click on “Show more” and give it a read.
Thus, one world-class narcissist has met with another. I’ve seriously never read anything so nauseating in my entire life. The cherry on top is the photo his girlfriend took while they were hugging. It makes you want to puke in your soup.
There are very few certainties in life, but I will assure you of one thing beyond any doubt: this guy is going to die young. Count on it.
