I write for a living. I can usually write about just about anything. But holy Lord, this has got to be the most uninteresting and uninspiring market in history. If I had any sense, I’d put up a “Gone Fishin‘” sign on Slope’s homepage and come back on January 5th. But over almost twenty-one years, I’ve never taken a vacation, so I suppose I’ll just trudge along, albeit with way fewer posts. Anyway, here’s the /NQ, which over the span of twenty hours moved precisely (checking notes……..) dick.

Here are the existing short positions I’ve got which were at least mildly interesting today. I’ve gone to all cash in three out of my five portfolios, since I’m satisfied with their performance, so these positions are in the remaining two portfolios. I can’t imagine anything is going to move equities much for the next two weeks, so – – get used to the peace and quiet, I guess.







