Not Worth Spit
We all remember the Hawk Tuah girl, yes? She’s the middling-attractive young lady who apparently knows her way around saliva. Well, in this depraved age we live in, she has hopped onto the crypto insanity and launched her own, umm, coin.
HawkTuah is a meme coin that went viral following a humorous street interview video, offering zero taxes, burnt liquidity, and a renounced contract for secure and community-driven growth. The project features a comprehensive roadmap with phases focusing on marketing, community engagement, and strategic partnerships to ensure widespread adoption and popularity.
So, yeah. Anyhoo, this ridiculous piece of trash was worth HALF A BILLION DOLLARS and has crashed about 90% within minutes, which is wrecking the masturbatory fantasies of every Gen Z male out there.
I must say, it’s amusing to witness the amount of digital ink that’s been wasted on this bubblehead.
In any case, she’s certainly making the most of her very extended 15 minutes of fame, posing with men who’d love to touch that cute girl raht thar if they only had a chance.
I truly feeling like I’m missing the boat here. Slope has such a deep twenty-year old culture, there’s BOUND to be some amazing angle to capture the public imagination with a $SLOPE coin. I feel there’s got to be a self-absorbed, depressegenic market out there that we simply haven’t unlocked.
