For those still yearning to live near me so we can hang out at Philz and share dismay at the state of the world, another home has come on the market a block from my house, and it’ll be an enormous time-saver with respect to household cleaning duties.
Yep. 660 square feet. That’s the “house” you’ll get. It also includes the kicky storage unit on the side at no extra charge.
As we take the 37 second tour through the interior, you will probably notice that you have the opportunity, once you’ve furnished the premises, to enjoy a sumptuous dinner while simultaneously watching the person of your choice take a shower.
And, when the kids are feeling restless and need to burn off some energy with horseplay in the backyard, just let ’em loose and promise to ring the dinner bell when it’s time to come in.
The cost for all this? Just $1,750,000 (assuming there are no bids that beat you) which is about $12,000 per month in mortgage payments. See ya soon, neighbor!
