I do absolutely nothing for my aesthetics. I don’t use moisturizer. I don’t do anything special with my hair except get an inexpensive cut every six weeks. And God knows I don’t have any holes except for the ones God gave me. Still, it’s becoming increasingly clear to me that a black heart rapidly increases the aging process. Here’s Emil Bove, who is in his early 40s.
Stephen Miller who, incredibly, is still in his thirties!
And yet here’s your dear friend and humble narrator, months away from sixty, still looking fab.
