I had never heard of Jerimiah Joseph Evans before, but apparently this 29 year old douchebag scammed over 500 people out of over $20 million with the he-man, alpha-male jackoff horseshit that’s so popular among nitwits these days. Here he is featured, front and center, at an event (appropriately named “Con“) in 2022. It’s a sea of hairy men, but he’s the one called The Bull (naturally, since bulls are by definition inclined toward crime, as opposed to their betters).
I’m delighted to report he’s been thrown in prison for years for his crimes. Here’s some information about this tattooed freakshow:
Watching 20 seconds of this buffoon, which is all I could take, instantly reminded me of this scene. I mean, honestly, it’s chapter and verse:
I shall now return to my HONEST living of begging you people to send me a few bucks for my hard work. One day, gonnabesick is actually going to crack open his padlocked wallet and participate, and then and only then will I taste the nectar of success.
