What a change we’ve seen in the past couple of weeks. I’ve gone from hoping I can make it through the day to instead wishing I was even more short than I already was. Plus, I’ve changed from worrying what the hell I could possibly write about to having so many ideas that I can hardly sleep. It was a sudden shift.
Speaking of which, on the heels of its earnings, Alphabet went from spiking to puking.
Which helps contribute to the fact that tech stocks are barfing all over each other.
And adds to the fact that volatility is coming back to life. Did I mention how mad I was for dumping tens of thousands of shares of FNGD for a tiny profit a few days ago? Did I? I did? OK, good.
Most hilarious of all, crypto continues to drop. I have taken an inordinate amount of shit from the knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing incels known as crypto traders, and I can only take solace in the fact that their portfolios are utterly on fire. It is seriously hard for me to be so far on the right of the bell curve when dealing with these numbskulls, but there you have it.
The conditions we are seeing, however, have created what I believe is perhaps the greatest pairing of featured Twitter highlights in human history.
