I wandered over to /wsb last night for some lulz, and I was not disappointed.
So, this fellow took everything left in his account and put it into AMZN calls that expire today with a strike price of $205 (as of this composition, the stock is at about $200). The comments, of course, were mirthful.


And, needless to say, Amazon did not behave as required:

Insane Hail Mary stuff doesn’t work, kids. Don’t try it!
