I had stopped even checking, since they were taking so long and there were so many false starts, but at long, long last, we finally have a decision about the tariffs, and it’s not what tubby wanted to see.

So, this entire effort has been as successful as his casino, his first two marriages, his social media company, his crypto ventures, and his attempts to hide the Epstein files. Another complete pratfall.
Stocks are absolutely convulsing on the news, and I got my exposure blown from about 120% down to 80% during what was supposed to be a relaxing dog walk.

And the emerging markets are steadfastly celebrating the removal of this burden, to say nothing of the gargantuan refunds the totally broke United States now owes everyone. So, umm, don’t look for your Tariff Refund Check in the mail.

Anyway, it’s time for me to regroup. I can see stocks have started to weaken again just during the composition of this post. At least things aren’t boring anymore!
