Nozzle Jail

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I am a peaceful person who has led a peaceful life. I’ve never hit anymore, nor has anyone ever hit me. But, I’ve got to tell you, from the first day I read about Martin Shkreli and saw his face, my brain instantly said: “This guy needs to be punched and punched repeatedly.” I offer you Exhibit A:

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It thus warmed my heart to read this morning that the dickhead above was arrested this morning for securities fraud. He has pissed off so many people, from investors to politicians to medical patients, that I’d guess he doesn’t have one true friend in the world. He’s arrogant, obnoxious, and, from what I can intuit, just plain evil. So all I can say is, let justice be done, and Martin, be sure to put on the face below when some awfully big chap decides you have a pretty mouth.

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