I was floored to see in the newspaper this morning that a play based on Enron is premiering in New York City. Holy Mother of God.
I figured there's no sense in me not getting in on the action, so I hereby lay claim to Enron – The Musical! All I need to do now is write it. I've already got some catchy tunes in mind:
+ Gettin' Kenny Lay'd
+ A Fastowian Bargain
+ Making a Skilling
+ The Electric Slide (reprise)
+ ENE-thing Goes
+ (Don't Need No) Sherry Watkins
+ The Dumbest Guys in the Room
+ Pipe Dreams
+ Oil's Well that Ends Well (finale)
