Eerie Stock Tips from Beyond??? (by Nathaniel Goodwin)

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I think the main reason I don't get to out that much is because on most weekends I moonlight as a paranormal investigator with one of my best friends Ricky Magnuson. Saturday night we had a job to see if some elderly woman's house was indeed haunted or if she just needed to adjust her meds.

93.7% of the time, our investigation shows no sign of a haunting. However; Saturday proved to be one of those times we came up with a bit of evidence. Our night vision cameras did not capture anything, but during an EVP session (electronic voice phenomena) we captured some interesting stuff. Ricky was the one provoking the spirits, when our sound recorders picked up a ghostly voice which sounded like this: "…short…wrecks….atboy…"

Ricky (who has a history of being taunted, teased and bullied by ghosts during our investigations), thought the voice was saying, "Short Rick's a fatboy." He's used to this kind of ridicule, and shrugs it off. Trust me, there is no use getting pissed off or trying to fight a ghost and Ricky knows this. They always have the upper hand since they can float above your punching range and walk through walls.

I studied the same EVP and thought the voice might be saying, "short…REXX…fatboy." Could this entity be giving Ricky stock tips from the other side? I pulled up a chart of REXX and this is what I saw.

Rexx

This looks like a good risk/reward short with an easy place for stops. I'm really not sure; I've been a certified ghost hunter for 9 1/2 months now. Some ghosts have good intentions and others do not, but I will be keeping this chart on my radar nonetheless. I might actually want to go long REXX after a nice correction.