The Easiest Way to Make Money

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(a) Buy a ton of stock – in this case, AAPL
(b) Have a conversation with the CEO of the company;
(c) Tweet that you have done so (specifically, “Had a nice conversation with Tim Cook today. Discussed my opinion that a larger buyback should be done now. We plan to speak again shortly.”)
(d) Watch your holdings zoom higher in value

Soooooo………….this is legal? Kindly note the gap that is getting filled at this very moment. I am shorting it now.