What’s Tim going to do on a day with another lifetime high on the S&P 500? Offer up short ideas, of course! Well, that’s my choice, isn’t it? After all, I could sell into insane strength, or I could buy stocks at prices never seen before in human history, hoping there’s someone even more insane who will pay more later. I dunno. I’m going with the former. For better or worse, here are four cool short ideas, each of which share one financially-irrelevant characteristic: their tickers all start with the letter “A”.
Slope of Hope bonus for evening viewers! Playboy! Well, more specifically, Slope Musical Saint Harry Nillson, featured on Playboy’s cheesey 1960s television program, hosted by a surprisingly dorky Hugh Hefner. It’s a total retro kick, and of course, Harry is brilliant: