Here’s today’s swing-trading watch-list:
Long Jarden (JAH)
Slope of Hope Blog Posts
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Tesla Douchebaggery
Last night, in my Model S, I happened to find an interesting site called TeslaTuner when I was searching for voice-activated commands supported by the car (this is kind of a secret feature, so I wanted to find out what I could utter besides “Play” for a song). Along with the guide to voice commands, though, was this little gem:
I just want to go on record here, as a Tesla owner myself, that any valet confronted with the message above is, by federal statute, permitted to drop a deuce into the front trunk of the vehicle, to be discovered later by any hopelessly middle-class douchebag who would dare leave such a self-important screen for you to see.
You’re welcome.
Kamikaze Kooks
Proud to be a Plus
Sharp-eyed Slopers have noticed there’s a new “badge of honor” in the comments section……
Sharp-witted Slopers further concluded that this new badge must denote those who subscribe to the beloved Slope+ service (which, I assure you, keeps this blog up and running).
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