What Do You Get?

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Today was terrific – except for one thing: my long positions.

After Friday’s success with gold, I decided to get cute and buy miners, as well as some oil producers, and even some oil. Almost without exception, every one a loser, and in the end, nothing more than a substantial tax on my marvelous bearish profits.

And in my head I can only think of one song – – shown below – – whose lyrics I have renamed “I’ll never buy a stock again………