Too Good to Be True?

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Well, it’s confession time: I’m scared.

I know as the designated martyr for equity bears, I should show more steely-eyed steadfastness, but the past six years have put the zap on my brain, and memories of what this jackass did a year ago still haunt me.

In a strange way, though, my fear is borne from the suspicion that the charts I am seeing are simply too good to be true. If I were to contribute a chapter to a book on charting called This Is What A Top Looks Like, the hypothetical, idealized charts would look like this:

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………and this…….

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………..and this……….

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But, as I’ve intimated, it’s Central Banking Shenanigans that have given me sleepless nights, and next week is when I’m really going to start getting woozy. Witness this maelstrom next Wednesday and Thursday:

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I’m actually considering our own FOMC meeting to be a pointless joke, since they won’t change one iota of their last statement. It’s Japan that I’m worried about.

Of course, this could all be much ado about nothing, because – – as with the 17th of September – – the central bankers could unwittingly offer up the bears exactly what they need to really get the ball rolling. But I’ve been so frustrated – and impatient! – waiting for the tide to once more turn south, I’m starting to feel my will slip away. Lord knows that fear has completely exited the market since August 24th.

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If nothing else, I’ll try to remember what’s on Slope’s own rules page.

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