They say the hardest trade is the best trade………and the hardest trade to do these days is to short a stock. There hasn’t been even a 5% correction in the market for nearly two years now (incredible, isn’t it?) so it seems the only sensible thing to do is buy TSLA and go to sleep.
I just have to be different, though, so I’ve got sixty short positions. I wanted to share my favorites, but I didn’t get past the first three letters of the alphabet without ample enough to show. So here they are……..(late breaking news: yet AGAIN, the chubby, hairless juchebag – – that’s my term, which I just made up, and yes, it’s brilliant – – has supposedly launched a missile………by the time you read this, who knows, the ES may be green again).