Well, considering how the Republicans (a party which, even as a youngster, I considered myself a proud member of, but now believe they are disgusting, soulless, corrupt pigs) completely fucked over the 99%, one would think equities would jizz all over themselves. And they did (see green tint below). But the jizz evaporated as quickly as something-something-something to do with Mitch McConnell’s complete absence of a chin.
Asshole.
