I Wield the Wand of Oden!

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Most of you know I’m a bit of a Bob Ross freak. I listen to the man every single trading day. I’ve shared this routine before, but I must again, but only because it is so true. It’s a favorite Patton Oswalt routine of mine:

Now, we all know how Bob is, as Patton relates, “a human Quaalude”, super-mellow and soothing.

However, I thought Patton was exaggerating William Alexander’s behavior……….until I actually watched some of his show. Let’s just say he has a really different style, and if I were in the studio during filming, I’d definitely keep at a safe distance.