If for no other reason than to have a post to laugh at later, I want to be sure to preserve what this guy just said:

He’s the analyst from MUFG (which I’ve never heard of, but sounds vaguely obscene) Bank, and here’s his wisdom for the masses:
Back up the truck and buy, buy, buy. Take risk off the table as a concern to be hedged. There is no risk. Bet on it.
OK, this guy is just begging the market gods to beat the shit out of him. As for backing up the truck, please, be my guest:
