All right, I’ve got a post for you which isn’t a recapitulation of how this market blows. Indeed, it’s a terrific improvement to our Volatility Calendar in the form of a simple dropdown:

Normally, when you see the calendar, you see the most popular stocks at the top:

By choosing “Highest Volatility” from the dropdown, you can ask the server to seek out the biggest average moves. This is particularly valuable for you options traders out there:

Eventually all this cool new stuff is going to go behind a paywall for premium members only, but I’m leaving it for everyone for now. I’m probably going to be introducing a new level of service below Bronze, so if anyone has any ideas for a metal that doesn’t sound ridiculous (I’m not going to have Aluminum members) please tell me!