Here’s a very interesting graphic (click on it for better readability); it shows dividend size as well as longevity. I never realized AT&T paid out such a huge dividend (relatively speaking). Decades ago, pretty much the ONLY reason people bought stocks was for the dividend, whereas these days I doubt many of the Robinhooders would even be able to tell you what the word meant.
And, if that’s not your style, here is Gilbert telling the most offensive joke known to man:
