A Mysterious Coincidence

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So first, there was this……….

My first time ever in Jackson Hole, which just HAPPENED to coincide when the annual Fed event. And then there is THIS news hot off the press:

While I was hanging out with THESE:

While at the same time losing THIS much, over a quarter billion dollars, in my virtual account with an insane YOLO trade.

So it’s clear. One of you was jealous of my success in virtual trading, you convinced me to come up here so I could make obscene gestures at Powell, and then you yank the conference away while I was distracted with moose and ignoring my virtual positions.

It all adds up. Squirrel is a big presence here on Slope. Moose was the bait used. Someone is up to something.