Since Twitter is Happening

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Evidently, this mega-lawsuit is vanishing and Elon’s actually going to own TWTR:

Therefore……….

If you could travel back to November 2013, when Twitter went public, nine YEARS ago, you might tell investors that if they hang on tight to their stock, their company will get bought out.

“Oh my God. I’ll be rich! What’s my entire gain?”

{dramatic pause}

Two percent!”