Good morning, everyone. And I mean it, because only moments ago, I held my breath as the jobless report came out, and…………

In short:
- Wages are still hot;
- Job gains are still strong (the bulls were hoping for a very weak report);
- The unemployment rate is lower than ever
And, as such, equities are all deliciously red.
As such, I am giving myself permission to walk my two biggest dogs before the opening bell. I shall leave you with this, however, which I hereby award with two trophies:
- Most ironic headline/shirt juxtaposition;
- Winner of the All American Psychological Projection contest

