Walking Papers

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Good morning, everyone. And I mean it, because only moments ago, I held my breath as the jobless report came out, and…………

In short:

  • Wages are still hot;
  • Job gains are still strong (the bulls were hoping for a very weak report);
  • The unemployment rate is lower than ever

And, as such, equities are all deliciously red.

As such, I am giving myself permission to walk my two biggest dogs before the opening bell. I shall leave you with this, however, which I hereby award with two trophies:

  1. Most ironic headline/shirt juxtaposition;
  2. Winner of the All American Psychological Projection contest