Are you kidding me, Bezos? No gifts? But I had this lovely set of head coverings all picked out for Lauren!
Slope of Hope Blog Posts
Slope initially began as a blog, so this is where most of the website’s content resides. Here we have tens of thousands of posts dating back over a decade. These are listed in reverse chronological order. Click on any category icon below to see posts tagged with that particular subject, or click on a word in the category cloud on the right side of the screen for more specific choices.
Small Craps
Well, finally. Finally, finally, finally the /RTY actually falls for the day. And yet – – once again – – we are at the Fibonacci!! This sucker has been playing jump-rope for what feels like years at this point. Make up your mind! Even better, make up your mind to go DOWN and STAY down! Good grief!

Evil Speeds Aging
I do absolutely nothing for my aesthetics. I don’t use moisturizer. I don’t do anything special with my hair except get an inexpensive cut every six weeks. And God knows I don’t have any holes except for the ones God gave me. Still, it’s becoming increasingly clear to me that a black heart rapidly increases the aging process. Here’s Emil Bove, who is in his early 40s.

LFG, PA!
Iceblink Luck
Now that I’ve saved my ancient Cotons from being consumed by Duke the Thug Puppy, I’ll share this tidbit: this morning, pre-market, I had a knot in my gut that, once again, the /RTY would just rip higher and join the /NQ and /ES in their green party.


