I have managed to acquire two tin cans and a significant amount of string in order to establish a communications line between this plane and the ground. (C’mon, airlines, can you just get Starlink and enter the 21 century?!?!) I’ll be sitting up in bed late tonight cranking out lots of posts, but for now you folks are on a starvation diet.
As I speculated last night, all it took to vault markets into yet-more-lifetime-highs was a non-hot CPI report. Thus, the Dow Industrials are at lifetime highs:





