I think I’m supposed to be relaxing, but the big news from your hero about zapping Europe with tariffs has an otherwise sleepy futures market in a total dizzy. Silver and gold have ripped to lifetime highs….

Equity futures, such as the /NQ, are pooing all over themselves;

Volatility has gotten the shock paddles applied to its shaved chest:

And U.S. Bonds continue to fall out of favor as investors around the world reconsider how wise it is to lend money to a bankrupt nation led by a psychotic pedophile charlatan:

We haven’t had to use the term TACO in a while, but I imagine it’ll be gaining newfound utility this week as brainiac reacts (or more accurately has his billionaire puppet masters tell him to knock this idiocy off since it’s affecting their plans for their next mega-yacht). All the same, it’s nice to see my long-held “bullish precious/bearish equities” having such a good evening.
