The Netflix of China

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First off, check out this hysterical corporate word salad. What a bunch of nonsense!

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It made for a great narrative, though, didn’t it? Think of this conversation between two friends, which probably took place thousands of times when it went public:

Bob: Any good investment ideas?

Biff: Yeah! Check out ticker symbol IQ.

Bob: What are they about??

Biff: They’re the Netflix of China!

Bob: Netflix! Wow! They’ve gone up thousands of percent!

Biff: Totally! Plus………….China!

Bob: China! There’s like a billion people there!

Biff: Exactly!

Bob: whips out iPhone trading app

Anyway, you know how this all wound up.

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